My life.
there are too many dachshunds in this room.
The Dachie clan! #penny #ellie #mia #bonnie #clyde #frank #dachshund #mydachshund #doxie #weinerdog #sausagedog (Taken with instagram)
Joe Biden eats at DQ - @CarrieNBCNews
“Hello cashier. I’m Joe. This ice cream is delicious. I was going to get a Blizzard but I think the Commander-in-Chief wouldn’t want me to get little pieces of Heath bar all over the Oval Office carpet, you know what I mean? Because there was that one time with the M&M’s, oh my gosh, you probably don’t wanna hear about that. Anyway, (takes bite from cone) this here is my friend, Ben Robinson, ‘Crusader Pride!’ Amirite, Ben? My gosh this cone is delicious. And it’s made in America! Cashier, what’s your name? (Cashier answers.) Oh that’s great, hello Deandra, my name is Joe, this is my friend Ben, so great to meet you today. Listen, I’m going to pay in cash. Is that okay with you? I’ll also tell you what, get a Blizzard with Heath bars and M&M’s for my friend Ben over here and the rest of the Crusader Pride team, can you do that for me Deandra? I’ve got some cold hard cash right here and now I’m going to put some cold, hard ice cream in my mouth, it’s a big fucking cone! (Eats cone.)”
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.
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President Barack Obama
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